For some now unknowable reason I had decided to climb the still-burbling 3,772 metres (12,372 ft) Santa María volcano yesterday. This sounds impressive but the climb is only from the valley floor which means a climb of 1,400 metres (4,600 ft). I groggily got out of bed at 5:30am and caught a converted school bus to near the trail-head. I was told leaving any later would likely mean all views would be obscured by cloud.
After climbing the gentle slopes leading to the big cone I had had about enough. It continued from there at a steep incline while jogging teenagers hopped past me grinning. After more climbing and developing a pounding headache a family then passed me. Encouragingly, a fellow coming down told me, ‘oh it’s just another 1.5 or 2 hours’. Eventually I rounded the top to hear moaning and wailing, curiously this wasn’t the wind but rather lumps of brightly dressed Christians lying prostrate in the dusty earth – somewhat resembling sea lions. The family I passed also turned out to be of this same dark persuasion and started their own out-of-tune renditions of such favourites as ‘God, your name is all powerful’, and ‘Jesus, you will return’. The active volcano spoke during one of their blessed silences and just when I was about to hear it properly they started up again.
I’ve arrived this morning in San Pedro (De La Laguna), Lago Atitlan. This deepest of lakes in Central America is beautiful surrounded by three volcanoes and mountains on all sides. Clouds roll over the rim of the mountains and the climate is warm without being humid. Mayan villages dot the shores of the lake and while passing through them I attracted unfriendly stares as well as smiling waves from villagers walking the road that rings the lake. It is ridiculously inexpensive (50 Quetzals/$6 per night) for pleasant lakeside hotel rooms. Perhaps this has something to do with the stinking toxic bacteria that has pervaded the lake forming 1 meter thick sludge sediment in places. With the introduction of black bass in the 1950′s by the government as well as phosphate fertilizer subsidies the ecosystem was disrupted and the cyanobacteria (Lyngbya Hironymusii) flourished.
My lazy thoughts of an afternoon swim have been rudely curtailed by http://www.lakeatitlanhealth.com/ :
- Kayaking on parts of the lake where no Blue Green algae can be seen should be relatively safe.
- DO NOT ENTER THE LAKE in areas where the cyanobacteria is visable.
- DO NOT BOIL Lake Water with cyanobacteria, it only releases more toxins from the cells of the Cyanotoxins.
- AVOID AREAS where cyanobacteria has been collected around the lake, even after it has been removed as the toxins can be transferred to the soil.
At least the evening should be eventful: a hotel owner recalled last night’s main event where some local drug-runners blocked the drug-addled hippy tourists from returning from town to their hotels (where I am) lake-side…







